ZOMG poetry

The vote was pretty unanimous...10 to 6, and 7 of you just chose the wtf options I put in the poll for no apparent reason.
Anyhow, poetry is now allowed into the group.
So I must reiterate the terms on which we will accept poetry:

Rules of Poetry
No emotive or personal category poem will be accepted.
Anything involving cutting and suicide out of emotional depravity is outta here.
Misbranded poetry will not be accepted. We read it so we'll know whether it's horror or not.
No pornographic entries.
Only sweet nightmares.

Simple rules to go by, aren't they?

Now here's a celebratory video.